MUSTERBRAND VALVE APERTURE SCIENCE PORTAL 2 PROGRAMMER JACKET 3XL

The enrichment center offers a previously tested jacket from an "EX" Programmer who has been relieved of their duties. Some would say, they had their cake and ate it too *laugh sequence initiated* . The original manufacturers, Musterbrand have crafted durable, yet stylish attire suitable for testing or a night on the town. It does have signs of wear/use, but is still fashionable and functional for any future testing or nights on the town. We assure that any remaining blood and plasma has been properly removed, as to not cross contaminate DNA with other engineers or future test subjects. Enter your next chamber in style while being protected from the elements. Stop by for some cake.